Hello!!
So, this blog has become a chaotic dumpster fire so I am going to pin this for my sanity.
All my art is tagged as # my art.
All of my rambling and other stuff is tagged as #adventures of a disaster bean.
All reblogs are tagged as #lizzy reblogs
All comments are tagged as # lizzy speaks
And roleplay chaos with my friend are tagged #lizzy role play
Recent addition: all posts about my bearded dragon are tagged “ #jazz the bearded dragon”.
Anyway, enjoy the chaos.
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peachpaws0 asked:
tell me about jasper bestie
thatone-highlighter answered:
Jasper is such a deeply deeply tragic character when you actually take a step back and look at things from her perspective,
she was born into a war-torn planet and expected to be this loyal obedient soldier and to protect her diamond to the very end. and she filled that role, she did what she was supposed to and more, she became the best soldier homeworld had ever seen. she fought for her life and with everything she had constantly, all in the name of Pink Diamond. she did what was asked of her and she did it well. but it wasnt enough
despite how hard she tried and how hard she fought, Pink Diamond was shatters. Her diamond was shattered. she failed. she lost her cause and everyone expected her to just move on. they took her from her planet, where she was made, all shes ever known, away from her diamond. gave her a new diamond and shes just told to move on, she can serve in yellow diamonds name now. and she does, shes an obedient soldier who does everything thats asked of her. but she never forgets about Pink.
Jaspers spent THOUSANDS OF YEARS holding resentment towards Rose, she killed the person she most looked up to, took her home planet from her. she spent those thousands of years ANGRY and given her situation and perspective, rightfully so. Then she gets the chance to go back, the person that caused all that hurt and pain is still kicking around and she wants revenge so she goes back. and gets stuck on that planet with her and in a terrible fusion, she’s tricked into forming this fusion and held down there at the bottom of the sea for MONTHS on end. When she’s finally free of the Fusion she sets out to finish what she started, finally get revenge on Rose Quartz. So she tries to do that, a few failed attempts, ‘Rose’ keeps using the very thing that caused her months of suffering to beat her in fights repeatedly. Then she finally gets beat once and For all, she probably knows she’s not gonna be able to come back from Corruption, she’s been beat and is at her lowest low. So she decided to just try and get some closure by talking to Rose.
And then when Rose just, doesn’t seem to care, she breaks.
Literal Thousands of years of Suffering, she’s been fighting since the second she emerged, killed her Diamond, Took her planet from her, and she just, doesn’t care
and then she loses herself to corruption, and in a rare piece of mercy for her, gets immediately poofed to remain oblivious in her bubble
then, shes let out again, shes healed. but shes not the same, she’ll never be the same.
and then they tell her her entire life has been a lie. thousands of years of fighting, thousands upon thousands of burning bitter resentment, all of it was for nothing. because turns out, Pink faked her death. and the person shes been blaming, been itching and burning to make suffer like she made her, thats pink too. but, no, actually, Pink is gone. its Steven now, everyone tells her. hes not pink or rose, hes steven. no one remains for her to be angry at. but shes so so angry.
they tell her theres no need to be angry, everything is fine now everyone is happy. but how is she supposed to be happy now.
she hides herself away, but steven wont let her. he keeps coming back over and over but she just wants to forget about it. one day he comes back with something she can help with, he wants to fight her. fighting is all shes ever known it comes so naturally to her. and then shes shatterd. not poofed, not cracked, shattered. this is how she ends.
except its not, except he brings her back. he brings her back from the death of deaths, and wont even acknowledge what hes done
Jasper headcanons bc I've thinking about this all day:
1) You'd think she's an extrovert based on the way she acts, but she's actually quite introverted. Social situations are overstimulating to her--esp the mushy-touchy-feely type you get from Steven and the CGs--and her immediate response is aggression.
2) The only social situation she really enjoys is sparring but most gems aren't willing or able to spar with her, so she ends a lot of pent up energy that she doesn't get to release until it's spilling over.
3)She's basically in a constant state of overstimulated and understimulated, to the point where she's always lashing out in frustration. That's why she seemed almost happy to have found a worthy opponent in Steven, as unhealthy as their dynamic was.
4) In general, Jasper has very specific needs that haven't been met and boundaries that aren't easily respected by the gems at Little Homeworld. She's been been through a war, lost her Diamond, separated from the closest beings to family for who knows how long, idolized and feared by those beneath her, (probably) hated by her equals, and pressured by her superiors. She's been poorly socialized throughout her life, to day the least.
5) If she can't have someone who can match her physically, she needs someone who will respect her boundaries. Luckily, she manages to find both in Bismuth, who matches her in strength, pushes her buttons in just the right way to make their sparring a satisfying experience, and backs off when Jasper's had enough. She responds best frank, blunt conversation and smack talk, which is Bismuth's specialty.
6) Amethyst was the only gem to really go and check on her after the whole Steven situation. She was resistant at first, but she has begun to realize how alone she really was after Steven essentially abandoned her. So, she started to accept Ame's attention and eventually regarded her as a sister. She still isn't at all affectionate, but they spend a lot of time together nonetheless.
7) Skinny and Carnelian were the absolute closest things to family Jasper ever had prior to Amethyst and they were the first gems she ever cared about, before the gems in charge filled her head with their own prejudices. She actually wasn't a piece of shit in the beginning and openly cared about them, but the war changed her. This drove a rift between them that Ame encouraged them to bridge, now that Jasper was a little more approachable. Now they're closer than ever and they tease Jasper relentlessly to keep her humble. She tolerates it because she missed them.
Okay enough of the deep shit, here's some fun headcanons:
1) Amethyst starts a club/hang out spot of sorts for quartzes and other ex-soldiers to hang, spar, and generally let loose. Sometimes (often) it gets a little too rowdy and it's difficult to break it up. She invites Jasper in to check the place or and maybe make friends. Jasper surprisingly shows up and is an amazing deterrent. One look from her is sobering enough to stop the rowdiest gems. That's how she became an unofficial bouncer.
2) She and Amethyst eventually started an underground gem wrestling tournament by accident as the new and improved "Purple Puma" and "Tiger Millionaire" (with Steven's blessing). She thought a millionaire was too weak and a philanthropist was too sappy ( once she learned what those were) and became "Tiger Shark" instead (still maintaining the business gimmick, like an investor, but she also has sweet fucking serrated teeth).
3) When the Betas heard Amethyst calling her "Sis" they immediately started calling her that, too, much to Jasper's irritation. That didn't last long, however, bc once they heard about her wrestling persona, "Tiger" was just too good a name to pass up.
4) Skinny pinches Jasper's gem nose and shakes it gently (in the same way you would pinch someone's cheek) as an affectionate gesture. She's literally the only gem allowed to do this to her, although she acts like she doesn't like it.
5) Bismuth likes Jasper but has an ongoing feud with her over Jasper's complete disregard for other's property. When asked why she does this, Jasper shrugs and punches a hole through another wall. What wacky and destructive thing will she do next? No one knows.
6) Bismuth also enlists her for some heavy work gathering resources for some building projects, along with some other heavy lifters. Freckles--or "Nice Lapis"-- is over of the gems on this team. The others, having heard vague rumors about the Malachite situation, were a bit weary of these two being around each other, but they hit it off surprisingly well. They don't hang out at all otherwise, but they like to team up on the job.
So I’m not dead
Also got a new hyperfixation and am currently watching through Steven universe and reading every scrap of lore and listening to every podcast I can find so if anyone got any fic recs or wants to send asks about my *very* uninformed headcanons from what I figured out so far I’m down
Ok, here's a fantasy game because I want to feel nostalgy (there was a period of time, when my dream №1 was becoming an elf)
So, here we go
1) take this quiz
2) make your own character, based on the result, using this piccrew (the character can look whatever you want)
3) repost with your quiz result and your character. Don't forget to tag somebody
Feel free to take part even if you weren't tagged :3
I'll go first
I'll tag: @sparrows-my-abhorred
For a tag... @critcallylowhp
Tagging @karlyanalora @onewingedsparrow @ratch-gadget @stillbelievinginfireflies @jl1970 and gently nudging anyone else who’s even considering it. I’m curious.
Thanks for the tag @novafire-is-thinking! This was fun! <3
I accidentally clicked Finish before this guy was done, but I guess he thinks he’s ready. 😂 So be it.
Tagging @linktheacehero @aurathian @louwhose and anyone else who wants to play! ✨
Idk what I was trying to do with this, but I like it? I guess?
um I'll just leave it open for anyone else to do. see this and want to do it? consider yourself tagged
I’m considering myself tagged because I love this song and this looks fun :) I got the poet!
Fun thing. I actually made a pair of earrings that looks just like the ones in my picrew. This was fun!
Tagging @voltfruits @pastelsandpining and anyone else who wants to do it who hasn’t been tagged yet!
The vibes of the soldier just seemed so tired, so have an exhausted paladin(?) lol
@lizzy-lineart @plumblueflower @butterfly-in-progress @enbeemagical @indigo--montoya and whoever else wants to!
Because I’ve lost control of my life
reblog for the blessed 100k
IVE ONLY HEARD WHISPERS OF THIS POST
A classic image.
I ALMOST FORGOT TO POST THIS DAMMIT
I'll have to ask my friends what the rules are... If I have to reblog in 12 hours to make sure it goes up at a reasonable hour
Anyway, I'm trying to get back into actually writing some stuff on my own, instead of the RP writing I do on discord and TSATS (that project is going well at least, our chaos mages are hopping over to the Boiling Isles next)
But... Unfortunately, that does apparently mean I need to just write something, even if it's shit, just to get back into it
So because of some cursed shenanigans in a GC... Here's the deal
Yes, that Koh, from Avatar the Last Airbender. The centipede spirit that steals people's faces and has a sexy ass voice
Yes I actually have an idea for a plot
(I'm side-eying two people in particular you know who you are and if y'all try to spam my comments I will *not* count them. At least have the decency to inflict the madness upon your followers with reblogs)
Anyway, yeah. There we go
Who knows maybe this'll help me get TAatM off the 1.5 year long hiatus.
I’m sorry to my followers for helping inspire this creation
